Aed jokes
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.