Aed jokes
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.