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Literal Bank Balance

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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    Explanation

    The humor comes from a misunderstanding of the word "balance." The woman at the bank wants to know how much money she has in her account, but the teller takes her request literally and pushes her over to check her physical balance. It's a silly, unexpected twist on the phrase.

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    stupid much?

    I agree with Jane this is really f*ckin stupid

    Oh my gosh I need to do a big fat poo! There is no toilet nearby just computers in the library what do i do. It's coming it's gonna fall!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yass queen

    I MADE A PUN ABOUT THIS AND I POSTED IT ON SHORT JOKES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    your both gonna need a bank loan because of the law suits

    jf

    How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make It laugh

    Ten Tickles

    here weight

    EEEEEEEEEEEEeee

    ha ha funny have some other jokes for my sis.

    bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane

    bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane to walk. me: LMAOOOOOOOOO

    bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies. regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane to walk. me: LMAOOOOOOOOO

    I told that one to my mom btw, she thinks I just made it up and she's got no idea that all the jokes I tell her are from the internet. lol

    🙂😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣

    Honestly this has to be the best pun I’ve ever heard

    Hi

    Lol thats fucking funny! I would of pushed her over, knocked her out, stole her money out of her account and tell her that “Two balances don’t make a right”

    @Pullout King Bro 💀🙄🙄 stfu

    What the mother fucking shit 💕🤣

    is she ok because THAT WAS FUNNY

    but you did what she asked........

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