Sexual Relationship jokes

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.