Sexual Relationship jokes

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.

A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

I just had sex.