Sexual Relationship jokes
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 馃槈馃槒
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.