Sexual Relationship jokes

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.