Sexual Relationship jokes

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.