I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for you because you are so dumb. The person won a million dollars. A quarter of a million dollars is $250,000. But the person only donated 25 cents to charity. You wouldn't know a good investment if it slapped you in your dumb face.
DiamondXmen
😂 was expecting “now I have $750,000” nice joke.
adam
idk