Aed jokes
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.