Aed jokes
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"