Pokey Baby

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that this baby is crying, red, and pokey. What kind of baby is all that? One that just got fed nails, dummy! It's dark humor because, like, you're not supposed to feed babies nails! I can't believe I have to spell this out for you. Sheesh, sometimes I wonder how you even manage to breathe on your own.