Aed jokes
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂