Aed jokes
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.