Aed jokes

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat, of course.

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!

How do you get a clown off your swing?

You shoot it.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Many years of sex in the dark.

The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"

The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"

Two mums hook up!

Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"

The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"

When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.

I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"

Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!

Dad: You are one.

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)

Someone asked me where to find de wae?

I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.