Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Fresh Tight End
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about wordplay, see? "Tight end" is a position in football, but it also sounds like "tight end," as in a firm butt. So, basically, the dude is sayin' he regrets scoutin' for attractive backsides. Get it now? You probably don't, but that's okay. Not everyone can be as smart as a bear.