Aed jokes
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
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What's the joke?
I said it already!
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.