Porn Star Girlfriend Secret

Listen here, you absolute buffoon. You think a 'porn star' is just a job title? No, it's a lifestyle. And when your girlfriend is in that 'lifestyle' and you are not smart enough to know she would be upset if she knew about your little confession here, that's just asking for trouble. It's a setup for a morbid conclusion, like a horror film where the stupid character makes a dumb move.