I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
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The joke plays on the repetitive and physically demanding nature of Catholic church services, particularly the act of kneeling, bending, and standing. The punchline humorously misinterprets the ritualistic movements as a sexual invitation, using the phrase 'pick a position and f*** me' for shock value and to highlight the absurdity of the situation from the perspective of a frustrated child.