I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
Catholic Church Positions
Explanation
The joke plays on the repetitive and physically demanding nature of Catholic church services, particularly the act of kneeling, bending, and standing. The punchline humorously misinterprets the ritualistic movements as a sexual invitation, using the phrase 'pick a position and f*** me' for shock value and to highlight the absurdity of the situation from the perspective of a frustrated child.
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