Aed jokes
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.