Aed jokes

If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.

Goats are like mushrooms.

If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

Me: What do you call a group of retards?

Friend: Down town?

Me: Nope, target practice.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?

The wiener.

I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.