Women and Airplanes

This is a play on words! A 'cockpit' is the compartment in an airplane where the pilot sits, but it's also slang for a woman's private parts. So, the joke is making a cheeky comparison.

• Cockpit
• Woman
• Common
• Women
• Anatomy
• Airplane

• What's the difference between a plane and a woman? At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
• How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
• What do guns and women have in common? They both get cocked and loaded.
• Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.