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Newton vs. Stabbed Baby

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is trying to be all edgy by comparing Isaac Newton, who, BTW, was a real brainiac (unlike you), with a stabbed baby. The punchline is Newton died a virgin, implying the only difference is one's dead and the other's a dead virgin. Get it? I seriously doubt it.

    Comments (1)

    best one yet! keep up the great jokes!