What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Newton vs. Stabbed Baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is trying to be all edgy by comparing Isaac Newton, who, BTW, was a real brainiac (unlike you), with a stabbed baby. The punchline is Newton died a virgin, implying the only difference is one's dead and the other's a dead virgin. Get it? I seriously doubt it.
Comments (1)
tyson
best one yet! keep up the great jokes!