When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Don't listen.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Baal jharne ke upay?
