What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Suicide Hotline Receptionist
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, numbskull! This "joke" is funny because the receptionist at the suicide hotline is telling people who want to off themselves to "hang in there." Get it? It's like, hanging is what they're trying to avoid! You probably think the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, huh?