All my jokes are cys for help
INCLUDING THIS ONE
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
hey ummm help
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're iNdePendEnt women after all.
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
9/11 called for help what did that get nothing
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
what is humble holy and helps? an angle...
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself
Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked and I need help on who did 9/11?
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
