Guidance jokes

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.

I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

Why did the orphan go to church?

To hear some "foster" parenting advice.

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

What does the Bible stand for?

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Follow me.

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭