Guidance jokes

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

What does the Bible stand for?

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

Why did the orphan go to church?

To hear some "foster" parenting advice.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.

Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Follow me.

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.