My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Guidance Jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭