ADD jokes

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?

Hamburg-ER.

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

Cooper is funny.

In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.

The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.

The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.

The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.

So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.

I added Paul Walker on Xbox...

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Jesus has a twisted humor.

kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.

Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

Add me on Discord! @ moon💕#9999

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.

How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?

Add the "S."

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D

1+1=3, just add 9 months.