ADD Jokes

how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s

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Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".

How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol

So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”

How do you know if a rapper is lying?

His RHYMES don't add up

i made a website for orphan you know what i did not add a home page

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it it’ll be next to 420.

So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

* shotguns in a nutshell * 2B: MUST. 4B:ADD. 6B:MORE. 12B:*B A R R E L S* * and that's how multi barrel shotguns were made. *

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What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer

Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ

does any one have a xbox 1? my gamer tag is Chalkyfrog11 add me and commet on this post telling me ur gamer tag.

“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and...“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet

1+1=3 just add 9 months

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