ADD jokes
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.