When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Accident Jokes
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
I'm Gay.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
