Accident jokes
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.