My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death i cleary asked for jammy dodgers and got bourbons
dad: My kid just said butch but since he is a kid he said a bad word on accident *the next day* uncle: F*CK
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Johnathon
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
L
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
