Accident jokes
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Memes
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
My Butterfingers slipped.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*