Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Accident Jokes
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
My Butterfingers slipped.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
