Shuttle jokes
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
what is the fastest country? iran.