Accident jokes
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
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A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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I'm Gay.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!