Accident jokes
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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Memes
I'm Gay.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.