Accessory jokes
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.