Accessory jokes
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Memes
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.