Accessory jokes
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
