Accessory jokes
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!