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Middle earth

1 year ago
A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.
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    • Cat

    7 months ago
    A man takes a selfie outdoors. A red arrow points to a small, silver, cat-shaped object on his jacket. An inset box shows a close-up of a metal zipper pull tab. The object on the jacket resembles the zipper pull tab.
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    • Survival

    2 months ago
    A vintage-style instructional poster depicts a serious-looking man in a suit extending his hand in a 'stop' gesture towards a choker with a bell. To his left, a list of items includes a maid dress, cat ears, and thigh-high stockings, each with a green checkmark and approval text: 'Sure', 'Definitely', 'Yea'. The choker with a bell has a red 'X' and the text 'NO'. The top banner reads: 'KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE! Always keep in mind that some articles, while cute, may impair your ability to sneak and catch small birds and rodents, essential to your survival.'
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    Belt

    7 years ago

    I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

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    • Pair

    6 years ago

    I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

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    • Hat

    6 years ago

    One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.

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