Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.