Worst Jokes Ever
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️