Worst Jokes Ever

How do terrorists feed their babies?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?

- A smartphone, freak.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

Why did the deer go to the dentist?

It had buck teeth.

How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?

Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.

Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?

Because they don't like Dick's!

Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?

It's called the Ep-bean.

If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.

My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA

Why was 10 so scared?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!