Worst Jokes Ever
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.