Worst Jokes Ever
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."