Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.