I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
