Worst Jokes Ever
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)