Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."