Worst Jokes Ever
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Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.