Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff? 🤨

Me: What?

The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.