Worst Jokes Ever

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator

like if you are a simp

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it

but waen

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom.

yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small

Image you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt

did mr rusher play tennis in the dark you will get hit by the tennis ball ouch mr rusher said

Y don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner they open a shop

when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-

I cum ( Can't understand math)

What did the lettuce say to the carrot? -Lettuce be friends

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

whats white with black spots? a cotton field from above

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.

Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don know where home is

A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."

Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"

Demon: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it."

Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"

Guy: "Golly"

Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."

Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."

Guy: "Wow."

Demon: "You like to do drugs?"

Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."

Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"

Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"

Demon: "You gay?"

Guy: "Uh, no."

Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...