Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

Hi. Hhhh yrddd.

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

Why did the math book kill itself?

It had too many problems.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

Why is the number 10 always scared?

Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?

Because it was over 18 years old.

"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."

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What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.