Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?

Being a bitch.

What do orphans play on Roblox?

Adopt Me.

What is the legal term for shoplifting?

10 fingers discount.

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

Americans leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

It's a Italy day outside the fields.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

Once you've had the mother,

Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵

LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA

I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.