I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Worst Jokes Ever
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
