What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣