Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.