Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.