What's the difference between the twin towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor
The 102
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Spell icup it's funny
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
why is the world split in half because fat people are weighing the earth dow
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It's not like they're going to tell their parents
Depression sucks and so do you
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
