Worst Jokes Ever
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.