Worst Jokes Ever
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
I like penguins.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Black people run fast.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.