Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why canโ€™t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because heโ€™s disabled.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฐ โ˜บ๏ธ

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I donโ€™t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.