Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"

"No."

"Have you always been honest?"

"No, never been caught!"