https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
your hairline so far back sherlock couldnt solve that mystery
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire Hot Wheels
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
whats the best way to get an emo out of a tree
Cut the rope
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there is no homeplate
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 ate 9 and 10!
What has 30 legs but can't swim? A bus full of children!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
