Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Arik? (Not a joke.)