I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
