What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
why do most orphans cook for them self
they dont have a home cook
whats links favorite porn video the legend of zeldas sucking
Why was the orphan so successful? Bc people always said go big or go home and he only had one option😂😂
Trevor Bauer for President
So all blondes are dumb rite?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than black?
your mom is so hairy that kingkong got jealous of her
What do you call a orphans family portrait A selfie
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas? Because the last time a FatMan went down their chimney they lost half of their population
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
who loves walnut? wallace!
Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭
For some reason my mom es to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
