Why are 10 pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
FACE THE TRUTH JAKE COULD HAVE WENT ON THE DOOR BUT ROSE WANTED HIM TO D!E 🤫👁👄👁
Joe mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth
Your hairline so far back it’s back on before Jesus Christ was born
Your mama so fat when her husband said let’s go to the Super Bowl she bought a spoon
She got on the scale said to be continued
Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
It was 9/10
I AM STARTING A FROG CULT NOWWWW
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clan jealous
What is the worse things that nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
i am gay, is that ok. I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day
Therapists are rapists in diguise,because "THE RAPIST"
i suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping
