Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
