A Generous Donation

  • Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

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  • Explanation

  • The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The narrator thinks they are doing a good deed by donating items to a 'poor guy'. However, the fact that the guy has a pistol implies that he robbed the narrator, and the narrator's 'happiness' is sarcastic, resulting from a sense of relief that he wasn't harmed.

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  • Comments (33)

  • Rolex, i Phone X, and a new house

    Rolex's are jst indirect ways to show off how much money you can throwaway on useless objects.

    @Morbid Joe he got robbed. He would've got shot if he didn't give over his stuff.

    You should have used the $500 to buy a pistol.....

    I would've let him shoot me...

    @whiterabbit that’s what I would do

    So he like was about to shoot him then he was like wait he gave me money and cool stuff YES!

    lol money i got 2000.0000.00$

    Why did you get that sonic?

    i just about the blu eblue truer\WAZXSE67R6IEJYHWTQAv5q\sujh7nhs3rb5avvvvvvvvvvvvvvvt\rfz

    Who wanna be in My new vid

    me me me me

    OK i just wanna say, if you get mugged then just tell them their holding the gun backwards

    Whatever decision you make he is going to rob u. Give him the stuff u survive. Dont and he shoots u ded an robs u

    how can i get this many likes ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    but little did they know i have the 9 milometer defeater

    and the new release glock glock 9000

    damn bro that was fire

    damn bro you fire

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