Worst Jokes Ever
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Paper.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.