Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.