Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.