Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So He can call someone Daddy.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby
Because two wongs don’t make a white
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun ? Special Forces incoming !!
Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same but no aliens for the disabled person
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
whats the diffaance betewwen you and a callandder
callander got dates
ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops
i just got my COVID vaccine and this lady said you have no idea what you put in your body and.i said yet you are eating chorizo.
WHAT ́Ś THE PROBLE
WHERE IS THE BUILDING I WAS IN AND WHY IS THAR A PLAIN
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
