Worst Jokes Ever
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
That moment when you poop 😂
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*