Worst Jokes Ever
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”