Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.