Worst Jokes Ever
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.