Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
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What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.