Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?

Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."

But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."