Why do white people own so many pets ?
Cuz they can't own people anymore.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? Thats funny, I don't remember asking.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😡😡😡
why do orphans like pedo because it's someone that loves them and they can call daddy
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What takes 10 parking spaces? 5 women
Why are life and penis alike? Women make both of them hard.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru
