Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.