Worst Jokes Ever
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.