Worst Jokes Ever
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.