Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver đ
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Why donât Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walkerâs funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.