Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
The Bal kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.
bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line
you know you have weird indian parents when you can hear them canilingus eachother
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing because it was not an airplane strip but a tower.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesnโt even matter.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, โWow, Iโve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?โ โPop,โ goes the weasel.
Where do you take someone whoโs been injured in a peekโa-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Wife: โHow do I look?โ Husband: โWith your eyes.โ
Whatโs the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho...Alaska!
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Why was the first orphan phone an i phone X because it deosn't have a home button
