Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

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  • When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.

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  • Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

    She didn't see anything wrong with it.

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  • Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.

    The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣

    A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

    What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

    A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

    Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

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