Worst Jokes Ever
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
My mum's a carrot.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What do you call a racist community? America.