Worst Jokes Ever
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.