Worst Jokes Ever
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.