Zu are playing as Ukraine in Military tycoon and then someone kills you, you see who killed you in nuke revenge and it says Putinmoserfucer2342
Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
Why were the twin towers was because they order pepperoni and they got plane
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight
What is my most popular side of myself-? S U I C I D E
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
Knock Knock Who’s There Suicide Suicide Who Suicide YOU
He’s so short no one can see you very close by
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
I met a talking lizard the doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction 🦎
Man I don’t need viagra when I see Mara
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
What’s the best part of fucking noors vulva (btw noor is black) If my dick is right beside maras vulva (btw maras white and so am I)
Whats the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Why can’t Orphans get married ? Because they were already given away
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
You're so ugly, even the twin towers got a better upgrade than you
