Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

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    • If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

    Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

    A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

    So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

    Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

    Me: Oh, I wan-

    Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

    Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

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    • How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

    Change your name to "Rape."

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    • Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

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    • What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

    Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

    'Cause they'll eat the bat!