Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is a orphans favorite song
We are family
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin kids
What is an orphans most relatable movie?
Home Alone
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Homedepot.
150,000$
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat
its not a joke
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
Yo hairline go so far back that you dad found it before you did
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy father
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
If I slap an orphan what will it do tell its parents?🤣😂🤣😂
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
Your hairline is so far back it look like it got smacked up by will smith
